The Penis Threat Level [The Daily Show]
Police and men in Benin, Africa are in a state of frenzy after 10 men have claimed that “wizards” using “black magic” have stolen or shrunken their penises (penii?).
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart reported that the men responsible have been captured. Therefore, they have lowered the Penis Threat Level from D**k in a Box… A lock box to Hide penis in popcorn.
Penis Threat Level chart. (Click to enlarge)
Though a baby elephant parade would show the world that the USA is no afraid, good thing the threat level in the US of A is Rock out with your c**k out. Rock out with your cock in would be no good…
Update: The Colbert Report has taken on the touchy topic of the phallus. If you’re a fan of this post or The Colbert Report, check it out.
8 Comments
Leave a comment
(Possibly) Related Discoveries
Recently Discovered
Recent Comments
Good ol’ ‘not funny’ Jon Leibowitz a.k.a. Jon Stewart. What a joke. Colbert may be a joke too but at least he’s a funny one.
Also, you’ve got an extra “*”
haha lolloloo lmao
stfu
You know what’s funny though, I’m getting some pretty interesting Google ads with this post.
LOL thats hillarious! baby elephant parade !!! haha.
oh man….
d:- )
[...] the word “penis” brings the most people to this blog, and specifically the post “The Penis Threat Level [The Daily Show].” While CHMODing with Dreamweaver is still popular, it’s dropped to 2nd place… [...]
[...] Sanjay Gupta’s Penis Food Pyramid Filed in Discoveries on Jan.08, 2009 Since my last post containing the word “penis” was so successful for all the wrong reasons, I’d love to see what happens when I post an [...]
i did the popcorn one and she lAughed and grabbed it
I’m not sure whether to congratulate you or delete your comment…