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Jan 8, 2009
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Dr. Sanjay Gupta’s Penis Food Pyramid

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Since my last post containing the word “penis” was so successful for all the wrong reasons, I’d love to see what happens when I post an image of a penis pyramid. I assure you, this is all in the name of scientific research!

On The Colbert Report, Wednesday, January 7, 2008, Stephen Colbert reported a piece about a rumor that Dr. Sanjay Gupta, chief medical corespondent for CNN News and resident neurosurgeon, was approached by the Obama team to consider the position of Surgeon General. Colbert’s fear, however, is that if Gupta is made Surgeon General, our traditional food pyramid — which is shaped like, you know, a pyramid, — will turn into something far more vulgar and hilarious:


Clip from: The Colbert Report Wednesday, January 7, 2008. Dr. Gupta changes the food pyramid.

Since these daily shows expire after some point on Hulu, I’ve posted a screen grab of the penis pyramid below:

The Penis Pyramid

The Penis Pyramid

Penis in Peril.

10 Comments

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  • nunyabuisness October 16, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    i am here with my siblings or friends or daughters searching for the food pyramid picture and i find this WRONG to post.my sisters or friends or daughters are upset. i will let it slip this time but i wont next time.I’m not threatening you but you have no reason for that picture.

    ~unknown

    p.s. delete it

  • Justin Marty October 16, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    @nunyabusiness

    Well, then…

    I suggest *not* clicking on a link which contains the word “penis.” I didn’t disguise the post as a wholesome piece of educational literature; the title is very clear that this isn’t your typical food pyramid.

    I also suggest some web content filtering software. The Internet is a very dirty place, and my post here is but a speck of dust.

    Also, since you SOMEHOW found my page instead of the 10,000 completely legitimate, wholesome, accurate, and non-offensive web sites which discuss the food pyramid at great length, I did a little research for you:

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=food+pyramid

    Thank you for your comments!
    Justin

  • Anonymous October 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Your a surgeon I wouldn’t put my trust in u after that not responsibility especially if u r a parent where did u get your masters….

  • Luna1889 November 10, 2010 at 1:15 am

    @nunyabusiness Wow how rude, like little kids could tell what that actually is( rolls eyes)
    I found this hilarious :D

    Justin dear, you handled that well. I would’ve been really rude back. XDD I bet anonymous is the same person as nunyabusiness

  • Justin Marty November 14, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    @Luna1889

    Thanks for the support! :-D

  • Jose February 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    OMG EWW I AM A KID AND THAT IS NOT OK FOR ME OR people like me eww

  • Justin Marty February 15, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    All you guys have got to be kidding, right?

    And if not, where in the world are you searching in order to find this page??

  • Kristi K. April 1, 2011 at 8:23 am

    These people are prudes, are ridiculous, and have no sense of humor. Seriously, there is way worse on the internet. Use a filter. Personally, I think the penis pyramid should be adopted for everyone, including children. Perfect example is Suri Cruise. Barley milk on the bottom and gummy penis snacks on top!!!

    P.S. Stop threatening people like you are someone special. Do something more constructive with your time, like say a typing and/or grammar lesson.

  • HornyMama February 3, 2012 at 10:26 am

    I really like it. In some kinda way it turns me on

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