The Penis Threat Level [The Daily Show]

Police and men in Benin, Africa are in a state of frenzy after 10 men have claimed that “wizards” using “black magic” have stolen or shrunken their penises (penii?).

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart reported that the men responsible have been captured. Therefore, they have lowered the Penis Threat Level from D**k in a Box… A lock box to Hide penis in popcorn.

Penis Threat Level chart. (Click to enlarge)

Though a baby elephant parade would show the world that the USA is no afraid, good thing the threat level in the US of A is Rock out with your c**k out. Rock out with your cock in would be no good…

Update: The Colbert Report has taken on the touchy topic of the phallus. If you’re a fan of this post or The Colbert Report, check it out.