Unstoppable Cell Selection in Microsoft Excel

In Excel, moving the mouse anywhere on the screen will result in selecting all cells the mouse passes over. Excel does not respond to the right or left-click and can only be closed forcibly. In other words, the mouse cursor behaves as if the left-click is being pressed while in Excel causing it to do nothing but select cells indefinitely.

I believe this issue to primarily be a conflict with the Novell GroupWise Office integration (ODMA) for Microsoft Office. Secondarily, it may be an issue with the mouse driver.

Resolution:

1. In GroupWise, turn off or uninstall integrations (who likes them anyway?)
2. Search the computer and remove any instances of GWxl97.xla or GWXLUS.XLA.
3. In Excel, reset the Worksheet Menu Bar by going to View > Toolbars > Customize > Toolbars… then select “Worksheet Menu Bar” and hit Reset… This screen also shows a “Standard” toolbar which sometimes must also be reset.
4. Reboot.
5. If the issue persists, remove the mouse driver, reboot, and allow Windows to install a generic driver.
6. If the issue still persists, remove the mouse driver, install the driver specific to the mouse and reboot.
7. If the issue persists, then it’s not an issue with GroupWise integrations or your mouse driver. Good luck!

Students: $30 Upgrade to Windows 7 Home Ultimate or Professional

Looking for a cheap, legitimate, almost free Windows 7 copy? Microsoft is offering Windows 7 Home Ultimate or Windows 7 Professional (32 and 64-bit versions) for $30 to college students with a valid .edu email address. Head on over to the order page, enter your email address and get in your pre-order! For the record, Windows 7 upgrades retail for $200. Take note: If you want the Professional version, click the link that says “Need to join your school’s network domain? Click here”. Since its the same price, I recommend getting the professional version since there are more usable features than Home, and less useless features than those contained in Ultimate.

Windows 7 will be available for download on October 22; those who pre-order will be sent a reminder email with the download link on that day.

The offer is good until January 3, 2010. Check out the table below to see what kind of upgrade experience you’ll be looking at. Keep in mind, though, if you purchase an upgrade instead of a full retail version, you need to keep the  discs and keys for the OS you’re upgrading. If you ever need/want to reinstall Win 7, you’ll need those things.

Windows 7 Upgrade Chart

Zune 30GB Frozen at Midnight, December 31, 2008

So, I go to work tonight and I get the hankerin’ to listen to “The Device Had Been Modified v2.”  I get out my trusty black 30GB Zune, and my little portable speakers,  fire up the Zune and….

Boot screen…
Bar charges across the screen… stops.
Stuck. Nothing. Frozen. Dead. Crap.

I perform the ol’ back button + up button reset trick and even the back button + down button (reportedly works when the other doesn’t) and it fails to thaw my Zune. I leave the Zune alone for a couple hours, and after returning to my office, I find the screen black and the battery drained.

But, apparently, I am not alone.

Owners of the original 30gb Zune from around the world are reporting that when they tried turning on their Zune after midnight on December 31, 2008, the device rebooted, then hung on reboot. The only workaround discovered thus far is detaching the battery, effectively resetting the internal clock which is being pointed to as the culprit.

Looks like MS is aware of the problem.

It would seem that if something like this was going to occur, it would occur at midnight of the new year. One astute reader at Engadget noted that 2008 was a leap year, with one day more than other years. Whatever the reason is for the strange behavior, this could be the reason why our Zunes didn’t die as the new year came to be. Or perhaps there’s a conflict of certain processes thinking it’s 2008, but the others, 2009 depending on if the process takes the leap year into account. Then again, Microsoft could just be telling us to go buy a new gen2 Zune.

Welcome to the Zunicide.

Update: I’d just like take a second and note all the whiny, bitchy, complaining people who’ve been without some media player for a few hours; those who are crying foul and whining all over the Internet as if their mother just died and Microsoft called in the hit. I know its just a minority, a vocal minority. But geez people, GET A GRIP.

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Frustration with Upgrading My Zune Software [Solved]

I haven’t been able to upgrade my Zune software installation over the last couple of updates because I kept getting the “Setup must stop because the required package ‘Zune’ failed to install,” Error code: 0×80070643.

Most solutions included downloading and installing the full Zune package which includes all of the other components required. I tried that, and nada. I tried a utility provided by Microsoft called “Windows Install Cleanup” which allows you remove a program’s Windows Installer configuration information so there’s no trace, or anything saved, from previous installs.

So, when the big Zune 3.0 update came around, I really wanted to upgrade. I decided I’d do the one suggestion I kept avoidng: a complete removal and reinstall. I avoided this because I’d lose all settings and *gasp* play counts. (I like them, okay?)

I completely removed the Zune software using a program called “Unzoone.” I also cleaned up the registry to make sure all traces were removed with “CCleaner.” Finally,

Okay. This HAS to work, right?!

Restart.

Start Install…..

ERROR!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

So, I began yet another quest of Googling for answers. Finally, I happened upon this Locker Gnome blog, Digged (?), where it was suggested that the Windows Firewall must be turned on (mine’s always off) for the installation to complete. Sceptical, I tried it. Sure enough! That was the ticket. Now why in HELL would the Windows Firewall need to be enabled for this reason!?

Anyone Can Be A Robotic Overlord [Lib-B the Hexapod]

Calling all coders, geeks, and gadget freaks!

Usually we worry about the robots that threaten to take over the world and enslave their masters, but who would have thought they themselves would be the ones to create such devices?

Now, I know there’s a million YouTube videos out there with similar, or more advanced robots, but the point is, anyone with a passion for technology, such as Paul here, and the ability to use Microsoft’s Robotic Developer Studio can create a robot.

Next on 365D, I create a robot to do blog postings for me!